YOUR ATTITUDE

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude...!

BE YOUR OWN MOTIVATOR..

Let no one discourage your ambitious attitude. You don't need a fan club to achieve your goals, be your own motivation!!!

Free yourself from negative people......

Free yourself from
negative people. –
Spend time with nice
people who are smart,
driven and like-minded.
Relationships should help
you, not hurt you.
Surround yourself with
people who reflect the
person you want to be.
Choose friends who you
are proud to know,
people you admire, who
love and respect you –
people who make your
day a little brighter simply
by being in it. Life is too
short to spend time with
people who suck the
happiness out of you.
When you free yourself
from negative people, you
free yourself to be YOU
– and being YOU is the
only way to truly live.

Let go of those who are already gone

Let go of those who are
already gone. – The sad
truth is that there are
some people who will only
be there for you as long
as you have something
they need. When you no
longer serve a purpose to
them, they will leave. The
good news is, if you tough
it out, you’ll eventually
weed these people out of
your life and be left with
some great people you
can count on. We rarely
lose friends and lovers,
we just gradually figure
out who our real ones
are. So when people
walk away from you, let
them go. Your destiny is
never tied to anyone who
leaves you. It doesn’t
mean they are bad
people; it just means that
their part in your story is
over.

Just some facts about life are:-

A good relationship is with someone who knows all your insecurities and imperfections but still loves you for who you are..........

If you find a "good" reason to cheat, then that would be a "good" reason to break up.

Life is like Twitter. You just have to post what you feel, retweet the good memories, delete the drama, and follow your dreams.

Do you ever just lie in your bed, and think: Is this me? Am I really alive? Am I really here? Or is this all a massive dream of life.

What I don't understand is how a person can tell you so many lies and never feel bad about it.

Sometimes the person we want the most, is the person who always wants someone else.

A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service: All you do is play games.

Sometimes we forgive someone just because we don't want to lose them, even though they don't deserve our forgiveness.

LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS:

Isn't it strange how N500 seem like such a large amount when we give it as offering, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2hrs seems so long when you're at place of worship, and how short they seems when you're watching a good movie? Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say when you're to make supplications to God, but you have no trouble thinking of what to gist about with a friend? Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel or magazine? Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-ticke­ts to concerts, film house or games, but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in the holy gathering? Isn't it strange how everyone wants a place in Paradise, but they don't want to believe, do, or say anything to get there? Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails, BBM, whatsap and they are forwarded right away, but when we are going to send messages about God, we think about it twice before we share it with others? IT'S STRANGE, ISN'T IT?
"FOOD FOR THOUGHT

NEVER COUNT GOD OUT IN YOUR LIFE..... A most to read....

A lady had an interview to attend at 10am in Kumasi. That day; she woke up early and booked a vehicle at 5am. The vehicle didn't delay, she liked the speed too. With her estimation, she would get to Kumasi by 9am. Just past Konongo, the traffic cops stopped the vehicle and surprisingly, 2 fellows had not fastened their safety belts. The vehicle was summoned to the police station which was 15km off the main highway.

The lady got really sad, she couldn’t switch vehicles since she had no extra money and was thus forced to wait. She tried to call the interviewers at 1st to reschedule her interview time but the call never went through. By the time they were leaving the station, it was already 8.50am. She hoped all would be well but at Ejisu, the vehicle developed a fault which delayed the journey for 1hr. By the time she got to Kumasi, it was 12.30. She rushed to the venue of the interview, but had to wait till 2pm since it was lunch time. At 2.15pm, she went to the secretary who told her she would have to wait till 3.30pm since the management were in a meeting.
At 3.30pm, she's called in and the director told her, sorry for keeping U waiting since morning, we're held up in another meeting with our company suppliers... However we have sat since 2pm to deliberate on your job specification, your office and the salary.
The lady was baffled and said, "Sir I haven't been interviewed yet’’.
The MD answered her and said "we decided not to conduct the interview at least to save time and also save the interviewees money on transport, so we looked at the papers for the most appropriate person we want and we opted for U. You won't be disappointed. You’ll be shown your office, your secretary and the driver assigned to drive your company's allotted vehicle. You’ll be on probation for 2yrs.

Note: U might be held up by issues in your life and hope might be diminishing and U think the chance is gone .But U know what? God's waiting for U to release His favour, so don't go back along the way, don't quit, don't be upset by what U face along the way.
In fact, God has already deliberated on your specifications...One more thing, u don't have to go through any interview, since u have all the qualifications God wants..

WONDERFUL APPROACH TO PASTOR BY THE GROOM AND BRIDE BE FOR WEDDING..........A must read....

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer and said "Pastor, I'll give you N50,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to that part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honour and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever', Please just omit it." So he gave the pastor 50k and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when the time came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Do you promise to love and honour her, prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will NEVER EVER look at any other woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, answered in a tiny voice, "Yes I do" then leaned toward the pastor and whispered: "Oga, I thought we had a deal nau." The pastor quickly squeezed N60,000 into the groom's hand and whispered back: "Nna I’m sorry. She offered 100k. I’ve added 10k to your money as interest. 

Aka went for an interview.......Enjoy

Aka and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria???..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated???.
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/
aids is discovered???..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went
outside aka asked him)..
Aka: johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??.. (as johnny was about to tell aka the questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Aka then said to Johnny)..
Aka: Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven
(mumu Aka got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur name?
Aka : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year where you born?
Aka: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Aka)!! are u mad?!!!
Aka: Yes, but not scientifically proven.

WHO IS SMARTER?

 

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not wat I do for you in the bedroom?" Realising that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go wit her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,

I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
 

Appreciation

I thank you Lord for todays grace . and i just want to give thanks to all my lovers, readers and family who spent their time to read and comment on here in my blog, i says thanks so much... watchout for the next post soon.........

I LOVE MY COUNTRY

Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card.=D Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a big ship. =D Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge #100 an win benin republic. =D Glo, go just ku ku say... Recharge 500 and win Nigeria bcos there colour na Green =D Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEATPIE" =D Na only for nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.=D

Can Ladies be ever Satisfied...............Enjoy it.......

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Britain , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Confusion!!!!!! hahahah

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man , and tells the driver. Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?. The driver excitedly says what do I have to do? Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her. After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi. and the husband says to him, " This is not my wife" the driver replied " Nooooo, this is mine, hold her for me. I'm going for yours"

Two mad men planing to escape out.......

Two mad men organised to run away from the Hospital, they started planing and agreed that they will go 2 d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate n run away.... When they reached the Gate, the watchman wasn't there and the gate was wide open...they said ''SHIT our plan has failed lets go back we'll try again tomorrow''

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN HAPPY AND LOVED.

It is important to keep a guys interest during a relationship. Some of what makes people happy in general,can be applied to guys. Guys and girls are still different and have different wants and needs. Keeping a guy happy can take work. Some guys have short attention spans and expect a lot. Any relationship should be about giving ad receiving though. 1.Be supportive of him. Nothing better than a girl who is always in a man's corner. Guys aren't as tough as they appear on the inside. They have fragile ego's as well,and need support. They want their woman to stand by them,and be helpful. 2.Avoid drama. some drama can't always be helped. It's ok to talk to your guy over problems that happen. When i mean avoid drama,don't flip out on him all the time. do not make him feel drained out constantly. 3.Give him trust.(I don't mean trust condom ok,lol).Trust is the key in any relationship. If you're not giving a guy,or any person trust,you are pushing their trust in you away. Don't always question his motives and assume the worse. That hurts a persons self esteem and makes them feel bad. which in return makes it difficult to keep him. 4.Don't be so needy. Don't always focus on your needs,and what the guy needs to do for you. It's a pretty big turnoff and grows old on a man. If you don't feel he's giving enough,then that's a decision or topic you are allowed to talk about with him. Relationship is a 50/50 partnership,you cant demand so much out of your partner،where you've become unreasonable. 5.Don't control your guy. Anytime I'm out somewhere,I see someone's wife or even girlfriend talking down to her guy. Ordering him around and basically showing she's the dominant person in the relationship. I think to myself. He's got to be the most unlucky guy on the planet. lolz I'm not saying guys should treat girls that way too,Fcors its bad on both sides. Even if the guy is putting up with it,but trust me,he's not happy. Don't treat your man like he's 5 years old in public,or overall. You'll chase him away and eventually he'll have enough of it and move on. 6.Do things that interest him. Don't always do what you like. do what he likes. If he like sports,even lets say na boring football thing go to ball game with him. lmaoo You don't have to do what he like 24/7,but i think it's fair to at least try and do things that he enjoys. That's a better way to bond more and become even closer to your guy. Note::What follows does not apply to all women all the time,but in majority situations it could be very useful and right on the mark.

so torching........

This is a story about a man named Rashed. He tells his story as follows… I was not more than thirty years old when my wife gave birth to my first child. I still remember that night. I had stayed out all night long with my friends, as was my habit. It was a night filled with useless talk, and worse, with back biting, gossiping, and making fun of people. I was mostly the one who made people laugh; I would mock others and my friends would laugh and laugh. I remember on that night that I’d made them laugh a lot. I had an amazing ability to imitate others – I could change the sound of my voice until I sounded exactly like the person I was mocking. No one was safe from my biting mockery, even my friends; some people started avoiding me just to be safe from my tongue. I remember on that night, I had made fun of a blind man who I’d seen begging in the market. What was worse, I had put my foot out in front him – he tripped and fell, and started turning his head around, not knowing what to say. I went back to my house, late as usual, and I found my wife waiting for me. She was in a terrible state, and said in a quivering voice, “Rashed… where were you?” “Where would I be, on Mars?” I said sarcastically, “With my friends of course.” She was visibly exhausted, and holding back tears, she said, “Rashed, I’m so tired. It seems the baby is going to come soon.” A silent tear fell on her cheek. I felt that I had neglected my wife. I should have taken care of her and not stayed out so much all those nights… especially since she was in her ninth month. I quickly took her to the hospital; she went into the delivery room, and suffered through long hours of pain. I waited patiently for her to give birth… but her delivery was difficult, and I waited a long time until I got tired. So I went home and left my phone number with the hospital so they could call with the good news. An hour later, they called me to congratulate me on the birth of Salem. I went to the hospital immediately. As soon as they saw me, they asked me to go see the doctor who had overlooked my wife’s delivery. “What doctor?” I cried out, “I just want to see my son Salem!” “First go see the doctor,” they said. I went to the doctor, and she started talking to me about trials, and about being satisfied with Allah’s decree. Then she said, “Your son has a serious deformity in his eyes, and it seems that he has no vision.” I lowered my head while I fought back tears… I remembered that blind man begging in the market who I’d tripped and made others laugh at. Subhan Allah, you get what you give! I stayed brooding quietly for a while… I didn’t know what to say. Then I remembered by wife and son. I thanked the doctor for her kindness, and went to go see my wife. My wife wasn’t sad. She believed in the decree of Allah… she was content… How often had she advised me to stop mocking people! “Don’t back bite people,” she always used to repeat… We left the hospital, and Salem came with us. In reality, I didn’t pay much attention to him. I pretended that he wasn’t in the house with us. When he started crying loudly, I’d escape to the living room to sleep there. My wife took good care of him, and loved him a lot. As for myself, I didn’t hate him, but I couldn’t love him either. Salem grew. He started to crawl, and had a strange way of crawling. When he was almost one year old, he started trying to walk, and we discovered that he was crippled. I felt like he was an even greater burden on me. After him, my wife gave birth to Umar and Khaled. The years passed, and Salem grew, and his brothers grew. I never liked to sit at home, I was always out with my friends… in reality, I was like a plaything at their disposal [entertaining them whenever they wanted]. My wife never gave up on my reform. She always made du’aa for my guidance. She never got angry with my reckless behaviour, but she would get really sad if she saw me neglecting Salem and paying attention to the rest of his brothers. Salem grew, and my worries grew with him. I didn’t mind when my wife asked to enrol him in a special school for the handicapped. I didn’t really feel the passing of the years. My days were all the same. Work and sleep and food and staying out with friends. One Friday, I woke up at 11 am. This was early for me. I was invited to a gathering, so I got dressed and perfumed, and was about to go out. I passed by our living room, and was startled by the sight of Salem – he was sobbing! This was touching and his father stopped and started crying unending and bitter one.......... Moral lesson: never muck disable, helpless ones b'cos they are nt also happy with der condition!!!

torching

This is a story about a man named Rashed. He tells his story as follows… I was not more than thirty years old when my wife gave birth to my first child. I still remember that night. I had stayed out all night long with my friends, as was my habit. It was a night filled with useless talk, and worse, with back biting, gossiping, and making fun of people. I was mostly the one who made people laugh; I would mock others and my friends would laugh and laugh. I remember on that night that I’d made them laugh a lot. I had an amazing ability to imitate others – I could change the sound of my voice until I sounded exactly like the person I was mocking. No one was safe from my biting mockery, even my friends; some people started avoiding me just to be safe from my tongue. I remember on that night, I had made fun of a blind man who I’d seen begging in the market. What was worse, I had put my foot out in front him – he tripped and fell, and started turning his head around, not knowing what to say. I went back to my house, late as usual, and I found my wife waiting for me. She was in a terrible state, and said in a quivering voice, “Rashed… where were you?” “Where would I be, on Mars?” I said sarcastically, “With my friends of course.” She was visibly exhausted, and holding back tears, she said, “Rashed, I’m so tired. It seems the baby is going to come soon.” A silent tear fell on her cheek. I felt that I had neglected my wife. I should have taken care of her and not stayed out so much all those nights… especially since she was in her ninth month. I quickly took her to the hospital; she went into the delivery room, and suffered through long hours of pain. I waited patiently for her to give birth… but her delivery was difficult, and I waited a long time until I got tired. So I went home and left my phone number with the hospital so they could call with the good news. An hour later, they called me to congratulate me on the birth of Salem. I went to the hospital immediately. As soon as they saw me, they asked me to go see the doctor who had overlooked my wife’s delivery. “What doctor?” I cried out, “I just want to see my son Salem!” “First go see the doctor,” they said. I went to the doctor, and she started talking to me about trials, and about being satisfied with Allah’s decree. Then she said, “Your son has a serious deformity in his eyes, and it seems that he has no vision.” I lowered my head while I fought back tears… I remembered that blind man begging in the market who I’d tripped and made others laugh at. Subhan Allah, you get what you give! I stayed brooding quietly for a while… I didn’t know what to say. Then I remembered by wife and son. I thanked the doctor for her kindness, and went to go see my wife. My wife wasn’t sad. She believed in the decree of Allah… she was content… How often had she advised me to stop mocking people! “Don’t back bite people,” she always used to repeat… We left the hospital, and Salem came with us. In reality, I didn’t pay much attention to him. I pretended that he wasn’t in the house with us. When he started crying loudly, I’d escape to the living room to sleep there. My wife took good care of him, and loved him a lot. As for myself, I didn’t hate him, but I couldn’t love him either. Salem grew. He started to crawl, and had a strange way of crawling. When he was almost one year old, he started trying to walk, and we discovered that he was crippled. I felt like he was an even greater burden on me. After him, my wife gave birth to Umar and Khaled. The years passed, and Salem grew, and his brothers grew. I never liked to sit at home, I was always out with my friends… in reality, I was like a plaything at their disposal [entertaining them whenever they wanted]. My wife never gave up on my reform. She always made du’aa for my guidance. She never got angry with my reckless behaviour, but she would get really sad if she saw me neglecting Salem and paying attention to the rest of his brothers. Salem grew, and my worries grew with him. I didn’t mind when my wife asked to enrol him in a special school for the handicapped. I didn’t really feel the passing of the years. My days were all the same. Work and sleep and food and staying out with friends. One Friday, I woke up at 11 am. This was early for me. I was invited to a gathering, so I got dressed and perfumed, and was about to go out. I passed by our living room, and was startled by the sight of Salem – he was sobbing! This was touching

A wonderful thanks given from groom......

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.

Who really owns a man,His mother or wife?

ARGUMENT:- Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1yr, wife:- he sucks mine now & sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's †ђξ big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- he passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed that once, he stays in- between my legs like everyday. Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell us Now!!!.......

REAL TOUCHING STORY: (take your time to read this, its very important)

My dad was a rich man as many of you can't imagine. He was not staying with my mother as a little girl the reason I never knew why. I loved my dad to much because whenever he visited me, he came with some gifts and gave me money. Though my mom discouraged saying that My dad should not be trusted that far, I never listened. She told me that my dad even doesn't love me because if he did,he would have taken me to a good school as his other children. But I remained loving my dad. Now my life change began when my Mum died. I was 12 yrs old, still in my primary. Before she died, she told me "my daughter i'm going but know that your trouble has began. I was the only pillar to you on earth now the only one remaining is God. Be firm he will help you" I cried and cried as I saw my only love mum was gone. But I had hope in my dad who seemed caring. After the burial I was taken to my dad's home. Its from there that I faced the most suffering. Mistreatment I could do everything alone or with the maid. After my primary, my dad said he had no money to let me continue. That's when I understood that my dad didn't love me. I cried for missing education but always prayed to God as my mum told me. After 5 years at home, I decided to get married. I was 17 and I got the boyfriend whom I loved most. He was 22 years guy, handsome though not rich but i believed that we can make it together. But as soon as my dad discovered about our relationship he threatened the boy and the poor boy gave up. I hated my dad more but i later realised that everything was planned by my step mom whom people believed she be witched my dad although i never believed in witchcraft. Two years later, i escaped and went looking for my boyfriend. He was happy to see me and as soon as he took me home and promised to be with me forever. My dad looked for me but failed to trace me until when i was pregnant that he met me. After 5 yrs i was told that my dad was seriously sick. And he sent for me. He asked me to forgive him and said that it was not him but the work of satan. He gave me part of his land and some cash. I forgave him and realised that true he could have been bewitched. 3 days later i heard that my dad is gone. I cried bitterly over my dad. But all to say was good bye dad. I continued to live with my husband, we soon grew rich and it was my surprise when i saw my step mom coming to visit me asking for forgiveness saying that blame everything to me. I forgave her and i now live happily with my husband and two sons. But before all i always remember my God. MORAL LESSON. Though we live in lives full of troubles and dangers caused to your by others, the Lord is always there for us. And he will make us succeed. If you believe that you will always succeed with God, why can't you LIKE this status and Proudly write,"AMEN

A MUST READ:......

While I was in a Restaurant, suddenly a cockroach flew from somewhere and sat on a lady standing a little away from me. She started screaming out of fear. With panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group got cranky to what was happening. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach to another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behaviour of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed and threw it out with his fingers. Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering: - Was the cockroach responsible for the ladies' histrionic behaviour? - If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection - without any chaos or drama. - So, it was not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed them. I also realised even in my case then, it is not the shouting of my father or scolding of my boss that disturbs me, but it's my own inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturb me. Similarly, it's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused in my mind by the traffic jam that disturbs me. More than the problem, it's my own reaction to the problem that hurts me! The Take-Away: - The women reacted but the waiter responded. - We must not react in life; we should always respond. - Reactions are instinctive; responses are intellectual..!! :)

The 8 facts that you can not deny in Life.

1. Your eyes are the only part that you can't wash with soap. 2. You can't count all your hair. 3. Your tongue can't touch all your teeth. 4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body. 5. The fools have tried number 3. 6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth. 8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being. 9. You are now happy because you didn't realise there was no number 7 10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7. 11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and Comment,"TRUE". Your friends will rush to read this and they will fall in the same trap.

Life could be so pleasant if these 20 advices were followed:..

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry ,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say 'God bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson . SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

IN THE SUNDAY SCHOOL......

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,"Tell me,April,who created the universe?" When April didn't stir,little Johnny,a boy seated in the chair behind her,took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" shouted April and the teacher said,'Very good!"And april fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April,"Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said,"Very good!" And April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April the third question,"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT F....ING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP IN YOUR ARSE!" The teacher fainted...

The power of wisdom by a prisoner IGBO boy......

An old IGBO farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. Emeka "This year I won't be able to plant Yam and cassava because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would help me." Emeka wrote back, Dad, don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole" The Nigerian police, on reading the letter, the very next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nothing was found. The following day the son wrote back, dad“Now you can plant your Yam and cassava. Dad, this is the best I can do from here... "Dad, replied: “wow! Emekus my Son, you are a powerful man indeed even in prison, because I was surprised to see all policemen with Hoes Ãήϑ shovel digging .ℓ̊ will write u back when ℓ̊ want to harvest

HAVE I LOST MY WIFE TO ANOTHER MAN? touching Story*******

Dave and Clara have been married 4 over nine yrs without children. They stayed with each other and hoped that they will have a child before their 10th year of marriage because they were being persuaded by family and some friends to get a divorce but they couldn’t let go because of the love between them. Months passed...by and while Dave was returning from work one day, he saw his wife walking down the road with a man and they looked happy. Another evening, while Dave was coming back from work, he saw the same man drop her off at the house. Dave became angry and sad. Two days later, after a hectic day at work, Dave was taking water with a glass jug when the phone rang. He picked it up and the person said ‘hello dear, I’ll be coming to your house this evening to see you as promised. I hope .....’’ and the Dave hung up the phone. It was a male voice. He was sure the person was the man he had seen with his wife. He suddenly became shaky with this thought, ‘’have i lost my wife to another man?’’ At that point, the glass jug fell from his hand and shattered into pieces. Then Clara came running into the room asking, ‘’Is everything okay?’’ In anger he gave his wife a push and she fell. She wasn’t moving or getting up. Dave then realised that she fell where he broke the glass jug and a large piece of glass has pierced her. He felt her breath, pulse and heartbeat but there she lay lifeless. His wife was dead. In total confusion, he saw an envelope in her hand. He took it, opened it and was shocked by its content. It was a letter and it reads: ‘’ My loving husband, words cannot express how I feel, so i had to write it down. I have been going to see a doctor for over a week and wanted to be sure before I give you the news. The doctor confirmed it that I am pregnant with a twin and our babies are due in 7 months from now. The doctor also happen to be my long last brother whom I lost contact with after our marriage. He has promised to take care of me and our babies and give us the best without collecting a dime. He also promised to have dinner with us today. Thanks to you for standing by me...... your loving wife. As the letter fell from Dave’s hand, there was a knock at the door and it was the same man he had seen with his wife... and he said ......’’ hello Dave, I suppose am right, am Max, your wife’s brother.....’’And suddenly he noticed his sister in the pool of her blood .... he rushed her to his hospital but it was too late, his sister, Dave’s wife was gone and so were the twins.. LESSON: In our relationships, which include our marriage, we should not be too quick in reacting when we haven’t questioned our partner or spouse on what we saw or heard about them. Communication, Trust and Patience are rare gifts we can bring to our relationship. Not everything we see or hear or believe is right about them. And to every man or woman, i pray that patience will have her perfect stay in you that you may be perfect and wanting nothing (James 1:4), because patience is that great virtue you need to keep your relationship.

WAEC examination, Aka was asked to complete the following:..

1) He who fights n run away? Aka: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.� 2) A rolling stone? Aka: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.� 3) He who lives in a glass house? Aka: Na rich politician e go be.� 4) A stitch in time? Aka: dey prevent further tear tear.� 5) Birds of d same feather? Aka: Na d same mama born them.� 6) One good turn? Aka: Na correct power steering fit do am.� 7) A bird in hand? Aka: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.� 8) Half bread is better than? Aka: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.� 9) A journey of a thousand miles? Aka: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?� 10) He who laughs last? Aka: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na beginning of madness be dat.� 11) A patient dog? Aka: Na hunger go kill am.� 12) All work and no play? Aka: Na bank job be dat bros.� 13) Once beaten? Aka: Naa revenge go follow b dat.� 14) A fool at forty? Aka: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.� 15) A friend in need? Aka: Na parasite b dat. (16) Slow and steady... Aka: walahi na last u go carry. Abeg, guess wetin dem give Akin dat year....

What is it with Ladies and Prince Charming???

In the 80s our mothers were married off to our fathers without them knowing or seeing each other at first; still at that, such marriages last longer. There was hardly a case of divorce then. Wot our mothers looks out for then is the abilities of their would be husband, is he a good farmer? wrestler? etc. Coming down to the 21st century it's an entirely different ball game all together; once the guy has all the money to spend and he is PRINCE CHARMING then he is game for the ladies. This is one of the major factor while marriages and relationship of nowadays don't last. Instead of the ladies to study and know the abilities of their fiancé, they are wadling around town with him singing it to who cares to listen that my guy is cute, he is caring, he spends extravagantly on me, he takes me clubbing and shopping, we do go to the movies together; To me that's madness and for all i care a deadly monster can be behind that prince charming and his money. to make matters worst most ladies don't know what their husband or fiance does for a living, wot's on their lips is this ' who cares about what he does for a living; so far the money keeps flowing in am game for him. Every Dick and Harry knows that divorce is a song we all know how to sing. Most high society and celebrity marriages are contracted, once the contract has been executed, divorce pop in it's head. Nearly 10% of our high society weeding lives up to ten years why becos you are rich, am rich who will bow to the other? Some guys are now dancing to the tune of the ladies, they prefer wearing the latest designer just to attract the ladies; if you approach such guys for a penny, wot you will hear is 'guy i no get shingbai' is that not stupidity of the highest order? Wot is the essence of me dressing glamorous when my pocket is as dry as a desert? A worthy guy is hard working, smart, clean, observant, respect his woman and always dress simple. All the Blings, Efizy and Paparazzi are mere attractions, if u fall for him because of his money, then prepare your pussy to pay the price, because hardly will u see a guy that is spending on a lady and won't demand sex. If a guy is spending on you and he is not demanding sex from you then he is obviously screwing someone else because Body no be firewood. so ladies take note

WHO SMART PASS?

A man was travelling in his private car along the Lagos-Ore express road, when he sited a huge bush meat hanging on a stick from afar & decided 2 buy. He stopped & priced.....Madam, how much is your bush meat???.... Oga na 7000naira...... ...Haba Madam,e too cost na, how much you go sell am last??? ....Oga bring 6500........ Ok go put am for inside boot. The woman went behind the car saying in her mind dat.......if this man open him boot, i go drop the bush meat for ground go collect my money. Immediately the woman shut the boot without putting the bush meat, the man zoomed off without paying d woman. NAa who Smart Pass?

A man checked into a hotel... Feel †ђξ Story ℓ̊Ϟ Totality

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realising he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed in to the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read: "To My Loving Wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just been checked in. How are you and the kids, the place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can't wait to see you, sweet dreams till then" Son fainted..

EIGHT LIES OF A GOOD MOTHER

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry." This was Mother's First Lie. As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopsticks but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish." This was Mother's Second Lie. Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used match boxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the match boxes by candle light. So I said,"Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired." This was Mother's Third Lie. When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!". This was Mother's Fourth Lie. After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbours saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying "I don't need love." This was Mother's Fifth Lie. After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was stead fast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money." That was Mother's Sixth Lie. I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me"I'm not used to high living." That was Mother's Seventh Lie. In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalised. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bed ridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heart broken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said,"Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain." That was Mother's Eighth Lie. Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL! M - O - T - H - E - R "M" is for the Million things she gave me, "O" means Only that she's growing old, "T" is for the Tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her Heart of gold, "E" is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them, "R" means Right, and right she'll always be, Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER" a word that means the world to me.

MORAL LESSON: TOUCHING STORY ABOUT A MAN......

My mom only had one eye. I hated her. She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’ I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, "If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?" My mom did not respond. I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life,my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren. When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children!GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!" And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbours said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have. "My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see,when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you, Your mother." the son got into tears, but it was too late. MORAL LESSON: Never neglect your MOM, Because she is a blessing. One day you will cry when she will be gone.

Naughty Father........

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you'll find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make u young, so when I return you'll be d same age as I left u" NOTE: "Please take only a drop" So they opened the envelope & in it there is a bottle with a red potion. d man looked at d wife & says: "U go first." (typical of men!) So d wife takes a drop, there after d husband follows. Indeed the wife turn 5yrs younger. Years later d daughter returns home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d potion worked & made her look young. D daughter was delighted & asks for her dad. "Your father? Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young & beautiful so he drank d whole bottle." "Wyatt?? So where is he?" "Hmmm....on my back.'.

MUST READ SAD LOVE STORY

Girl: baby I am leaving. BOY: but I need you don’t go… GIRL: but i have to go please forget me BOY: how can I…. GIRL: NO but you have to…my father is sending me out for studies…. BOY: PLEASE DON’T GO ….i love you…. Girl: I want to meet you before I leave…to night [THE GIRLS AND THE BOY MEETS AT THEIR PLACE AND SEEING THE GIRL THE BOY STARTS CRYING.. THE GIRL HANDS OVER A LETTER TO HIM AND TELLS HIM TO READ IT IN HIS HOUSE..] {THE BOY AND THE GIRLS HUGS EACH OTHER AND BOTH OF THEM ARE NOT ABLE TO EXCHANGE WORDS AND ONLY CRIEING INFRONT OF EACH OTHER} [THE GIRL WAVES HER HAND TELLS THE BOY ITS TIME FOR HER TO LEAVE AND THE BOY UNABLES TO CONTROL HIMSELF RUNS OUT TO HIS HOUSE..] THE LETTER BY THE GIRL STATES [HEY, You are a dog… I have never in my life liked you…so please never ever give a thought about me loving you…you are of no use…still I used you for all pity things i had wanted to…now when I felt that your full potential was tested I decided to throw you…and so i am leaving and will never like to see your face ever…so please even when I return don’t even dare to contact me ever…you are a dog…you don’t deserve anything…getting me if it was your dream than I don’t mind stating that it was a failure for you…you can never get me…never in your life…I had just used you as a time pass and I don’t consider anything more than that…and by the way let me tell you that I DON’T RECYCLE USED THING…please get it clear in your head…I DON’T LIKE YOU…you are been used…. Thank you for entertaining me {reading this letter the boy runs out of his consciousness and goes to his toilet and kills himself…} [BUT he did not see the other letter which was in the envelope stating Dog = dear Never = always No = yes Use/time pass = happy moments I spend with you Throw = love Don’t = do Failure = success Anything = everything THIS WAS JUST TO SEE WETHER YOU WILL HATE MEIF I MENT THIS To YOU… HOPE SOON AFTER YOU READ MY FIRST LETTER YOU HAVE READ THIS ONE… PLEASE DON’T BE ANGRY…I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU…PLEASE NEVER HATE ME…I WONT BE ABLE TO LIVE…I LOVE YOU…ALWAYS FOR YOU Press Comment "AM TOUCHED" If you feel this story

Destiny Finder,,,,,,

A guy went to a native doctor and said; I want to know how bright my destiny will be?. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. He placed a dead millipedes on the floor and said; watch carefully, i will say some incantations to make this dead millipedes start crawling. If the millipedes crawls into the white circle, it means your future will be bright. If it crawls into the black circle, it means your destiny will be dark. The native doctor began making the incantations, the dead millipedes started crawling. When it got in between the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the black circle. The guy watched. As it was about to crawl into the black circle, the guy got up, picked it up and gently dropped it on the white circle. The native doctor got angry and asked; why did you do that?. The guy replied; I can't fold my arms and watch my destiny crawl into darkness, because my destiny is in my hands.

Controversial Prayer From a Pastor......

At a Sunday worship service, Pastor said; Turn to your left and say to your neighbour, "neighbour, it shall be permanent in your life". I turned to my left and saw a cripple. Apparently confused and full of pity, i stared at him and said; Please don't mind Pastor. He replied; Ogbusho, na God save you, i wish you talk am, i for take slap scatter your face.

TOUCHING STORY.

TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN CANADA A baby boy David was born to a certain family. The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down. One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden. When she was there, the house caught fire and she ran back home as first as possible to save her only son. People tried to stop her but they didn't succeed. She went in and found the baby untouched. Unfortunately her hair caught fire as she was going out and she started burning. It was very bad for the rest of her life because she had to live with a scar. The boy grew up and became very rich and shifted to town. But in the real sense, he was ashamed of his mother's scars. When people asked him, he would say, "l don't have someone so ugly in our family as my mother". One day his mum overheard how his son was telling people and she was very disappointed. she decided to travel to town to explain to his only son what had happened and the reason behind her ugliness. But unfortunately, the bus she was travelling with, got an accident and the mum died instantly. The boy heard of the news, and felt very happy. He then rushed to the village and found people sad. He just passed them and went direct to her mothers room to search for important documents. He was shocked to find her MoM's oldest DIARY BOOK written, DATE: 5th Sept 1980. I was announced the WINNER MISS TORONTO BEAUTY CONTEST. DATE: 14th Jan 1982. My husband Tony Gateson passed away in road accident and left me six months pregnant. DATE: 2nd July 1983. I saved my only son David from a fire and I ended up loosing my hair while scars left on my face. David felt too bad and started crying, but it was TOO LATE! TOO LATE! PLEASE NOTE: Never try to Abuse or Ignore you Parents. They are a blessing to us and you will cry when they are gone. Now, U have two thing to choose. 1. To SHARE this story to friends. OR 2. IGNORE as nothing has happened. God is watching you. Press LIKE & write,"I LOVE YOU MOM" if you truly love her...

When I woke up......

When I woke up this morning in bed I asked myself: "What is Life about?" I found the answer in my very room. The Roof said, "Aim High". The Window said, "see the World". The Clock said, "Every Minute is Precious". The Mirror said," Reflect before U Act". The Calendar said, be up 2 Date". The Door said," Push Hard for Yφυr Goals". The Carpet said," Kneel down & Pray!! GOOD MORNING

WHO IS THE BEST IN STEALING?...........

A newly wedded couple!!

A newly wedded wife got fed up with her husband john's hugh appetite for sex everyday. One day, she decided she was going to tell him but she doesn't know how. Well, she thought of a plan. Before going to work the next day, she wrote john a letter. Dear husband, am so blessed to have you as my hubby but am tired of we having sex everyday. Pls lets just have sex on only the days that begins with 'T'. Thanks for you understanding. love u. She kept the letter on the table and zoomed off. When john woke up, he read the letter and replied: Dear wife, i feel the same way for u. I understand u perfectly. Since u said we'll only have sex on days that begins with 'T', that îs: 1. Tuesday. 2. Thursday. 3. Today. 4. Tomorrow. Its ok by me. wife faints

Women and Money!!!

A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his girlfriend. Guy: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you. Girl: What is it my love?. Guy: I'm Hiv positive and an SS(Sickler). Girl: (Hits the guy on his lap) you scared me, I thought you wanted to say that this big car is not yours. Let's go joor, ordinary SS and Hiv?. Dat one no fit stop my love for you o!

Another Fact About Girls and Guys

The problem with girls is; they pretend not to like you, when they do. The problem with guys is; they pretend they like you, when they don’t..!

Akinbo and his Father Conversation about.........

Akimbo: Why is making love so enjoyable? Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!! Akimbo: Why do women enjoy more sex than men? Father: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger. Akimbo: Why do women hate it when they get raped? Father: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and digs your nose, do you like it? Akimbo: Why is it that women cant have sex when they are having their periods? Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it? Akimbo: Why is it that men don't like to wear condoms when they are making love? Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?! Akimbo: Why is making love carried out in private? Father: Will you dig your nose in front of your class?! Idiot!

Truth about Love.

"Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true". Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality "Love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again". Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.

CONTROVERCIAL THINGS

Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make ......you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/ or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'. Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man. Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness. Girls will read this and get an attitude. Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women

stubbornness Father......

A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study, overseas . My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a portion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop". So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red portion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they turned 5 years younger. A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the portion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealousy that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" asked the daughter "Oh, that's him I have on my back."...

madness!!!!

Madness is.. To hate all roses bcoz u got scratched by one thorn.. To give up all your dreams bcoz one of them didn't come true.... To loose faith in GOD becoz once he didn't answer ur wish.... To give up all your hearts bcoz one of them failed.... To condemn all your friends bcoz one of dem betrayed u.. Not to believe in love bcoz sum1 broke a promise and left.. REMEMBER that time will bring.... *A n€w Frnd..* *A n€w Lov€..* *A n€w L¡f€...* NEVER EVER GIVE UP B€CAUSE.. L¡f€ is sooo damn beautiful...!

A Beautiful Story:

The plane crashed in uninhabited island and there was only one survivor. He was desperate & prayed to God to rescue him, and hoping everyday that somebody will come to help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of wood and grass to protect himself from the bad weather. One day, after looking out for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. The worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. “God, how could you do this to me?” he cried. Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. “How did you know I was here?” asked the survivor to his rescuers. “We got your smoke signal,” they replied. MORAL : It’s easy to get discouraged when things are going bad, but we shouldn’t lose heart,and have trust in God. , even in the midst of pain and suffering. Always remember that, whenever your hut seems to be burning to the ground, it just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of God..

WHO IS TRUE OWNER OF MAN?.......

Pls who is the true owner of a MAN, the mother or the wife? Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year!!!" Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realise that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking it." Mother-in-law: "he passed through my 'kini'" Daughter-in-law: "that was just once,he eats and will still continue to eat my 'kini' for years to come" Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months." Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 90KG NOW." Lol Wahala wa oooh!!! Men are in dilemma... Who is the true owner??? Men remain babies for life.

LOVE STORY

A boy and a girl Loved each other very much. Unfortunately the Girl Died..:( Boy was Upset so much; and he couldn't Stop his Tears. ...He kept on Crying Day and Night..:'( Many People gave Sympathy, but no Argument could Stop His Tears. One Night He Slept and had a Dream; He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of Her age. He felt Relax.. But He Noticed that every Girl was in Fairy Dress; and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands, but his GF had a Candle which was not Lightened..! He asked Her: "Y Ur Candle is not Lightened?" She said: "Whenever I enlighten My Candle; Ur Tears fall on it..! Please Stop Crying..

AMAZING STORY.

A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognise them. She said, "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said."He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together,"they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know.... One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth,"he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one,"He is Success, and I am Love."Then he added,"Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home. "The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said."Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth! "His wife disagreed."My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion:"Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in-law 's advice,"said the husband to his wife."Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the three old men,"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest. "Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, Wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!! ADVICE: Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through them. Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, i wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. Where there is fear, i wish you love and courage... be blessed

MY WIFE-TO-BE MUST POSSESS THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES: 1) a good cook: to be serving me & my unborn children with the best dishes ever cooked... 2) must be a nurse: to be nursing & pampering me all the time & to provide health care for me & my unborn children... 3) must be a good singer with a sonorous voice cos i'll like her to be waking me up every morning with romantic love songs. 4) she must be a sex freak: its very important to keep our sex life rolling till death do us part. 5) she must be very religious cos I want my children to be brought up in a godly atmosphere. 6) she must have a good & pretty smile cos I don't need a woman I can look in the face & say trash to, I need a woman whose smile only can make me change my mind when I wanna take a drastic action. Is it too much???

Angels in heaven busy........

ANGELS BUSY SORTING LETTERS A certain man died and went to heaven. He was granted a chance to go round God's premises and below was his observations as the angel Gabriel took him around. They entered the first department, a very big hall where so many angels (in their millions) were busy sorting letters. The man was surprised surprised and asked in amusement, "what are they doing?" Gabriel answered, "they are sorting letters of prayer requests according to their categories, for people who are pick, seeking jobs, need deliverance, for divine intervention etc. They moved into the next department where they say almost the same set up, but this time, the angels were packing letters into boxes and sealing then. Again, the man asked what they were doing and the angel told him that they were sealing God's letter in reply to the request made by people on earth for healing, jobs and so on. Lastly, they went to the last department where they saw only one man sitting and dozing with nothing much to en. This time, the man asked the angel slowly, "why is this man sitting here?" Gabriel turned and looked at the man,this department is not always as busy as the other ones. The angel here is supposed to be receiving letters of thanksgiving from people on earth who have received their replies of blessing, healing and so on... From God, but none of them seem to remember where the blessings came from. That is why this department has only one man to take care of all the duties, and he is never busy, that's why you see him dozing The man's heart was moved, tears dropped from his eyes and he wished he could go back to Earth to inform his brothers and sisters of what he saw. Dear reader, what has God done to you? How many answers to your requests have you received? How many obstacles have you overcome? In how many wars of life did you find yourself a victor? Did you give thanks to God? Now,today, you are alive, strong and healthy, having a good job and a loving family, have you thanked God for that? If really you want God to keep on answering your requests, try giving thanks in any way you can any time you receive God's blessing, also, share this with as many of your friends you want God to bless using the sharing tools, to help them realize they really ought to always show appreciation to God. It's not more than that. Have a change of attitude to God and He'll keep blessing you

ANGELS BUSY SORTING LETTERSA certain man died and went to heaven. He was granted a chance to go round God's premises and below was his observations as the angel Gabriel took him around. They entered the first department, a very big hall where so many angels (in their millions) were busy sorting letters. The man was surprised and asked in amusement, "what are they doing?"Gabriel answered, "they are sorting letters of prayer requests according to their categories, for people who are pick, seeking jobs, need deliverance, for divine intervention etc. They moved into the next department where they say almost the same set up, but this time, the angels were packing letters into boxes and sealing then. Again, the man asked what they were doing and the angel told him that they were sealing God's letter in reply to the request made by people on earth for healing, jobs and so on. Lastly, they went to the last department where they saw only one man sitting and dozing with nothing much to en. This time, the man asked the angel slowly, "why is this man sitting here?" Gabriel turned and looked at the man,this department is not always as busy as the other ones. The angel here is supposed to be receiving letters of thanksgiving from people on earth who have received their replies of blessing, healing and so on... From God, but none of them seem to remember where the blessings came from. That is why this department has only one man to take care of all the duties, and he is never busy, that's why you see him dozing The man's heart was moved, tears dropped from his eyes and he wished he could go back to Earth to inform his brothers and sisters of what he saw. Dear reader, what has God done to you? How many answers to your requests have you received? How many obstacles have you overcome?In how many wars of life did you find yourself a victor? Did you give thanks to God? Now,today, you are alive, strong and healthy, having a good job and a loving family, have you thanked God for that?If really you want God to keep on answering your requests, try giving thanks in any way you can any time you receive God's blessing, also, share this with as many of your friends you want God to bless using the sharing tools, to help them realize they really ought to always show appreciation to God. It's not more than that. Have a change of attitude to God and He'll keep blessing you

 A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!

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After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
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So Manufacturer is not responsible.

A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to d bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he goes straight to d kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in d fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to d kitchen when they've just finished making love. his wife says 'ha aa!!! That was my mother in d bedroom?, she was so tired when she arrived' I let her sleep in our room. Alarmed, she runs to her mother and asks her y she didn't say something when her husband was making love to her. Mother replies and said: 'you know your husband and I are not in talking terms. So i didn't want to be d one to talk to him first!

The number one rule of love: you can never be just friends with someone that you’re in love with.

The worst feeling is not being lonely, sometimes it's being forgotten by someone you can't forget.

Find someone who isn't afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you're not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

A BITTER TRUTH ABOUT HUMAN HEART

The first person on your mind when you open your eyes after sleep is the reason of either your happiness or your pain.

Every exit is an entrance to some other place. In other words: In every end, there's always a new beginning. Always stay positive!

The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to a heart.

Sometimes love is like a shadow. When you chase it, it runs away. But when you turn back and walk away, it follows you.

Sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned. That doesn't mean you have to give up, it just means you have push harder for what you want......

You are the masterpiece of God. HE give you beauty, knowledge and especially a unique personality.

A break-up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.

MY PRINCIPLES


Love me without fear. Trust me without wondering. Love me without restrictions. Want me without demand. Accept me how I am......

Find someone worth your tears, worth your laughter, worth your heart and loves you as much as you love them.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. ♥

TO MY ♥



I get the best feeling when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.

LITTLE FACT


Single, doesn't mean that you know nothing about love. Sometimes, being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.

HUMAN NATURE

God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see & two hands to hold. But why did God give us only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one.

FACT:

Girls have a lot of crushes, but their heart only belongs to one guy.

Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again, you have a fear that every person is going to break your heart.

YES!!!!

Everyone deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.

Truth

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.

Ţђξ FACT

This is the problem with getting attached to someone: When they leave, you just feel lost.

LOVE MATETER!!!!

The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind♥

Nothing is perfect , emotions, aren't logical, every relationship comes with tensions and disagreements

A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, "What do you see?" The guy smiled and said, "The rest of my life."

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting.

The world is full of beauty and you are one of them

TO MY LOVE ONES....

I'm not good in Geography, but I can tell you that YOU LIVE in MY HEART.

I'm not good in English, but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.

I'm not good in History, but I can remember when I FIRST SAW YOU.

I'm not good in Chemistry, but I can tell you what my reaction is, when YOU SMILE.

I'm not good in Physics, but I can tell you, there's SPARK in MY EYES when I SEE YOU.

I'm not good in Accounts, but i can still count on you and remember ţђξ day γφυ first kiss me.

I'm not good in P.H.E, but i can still play over 90minutes on your field and score!

MOTIVATION AND LOVE...
Enjoy it.......


Someone who loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle, but still wants you in their life.

Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart and a pretty soul.

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

"Love is like a fire, it grows when you put into it and dies when you lose everything you have to put in."

When a girl says everything is okay there are probably a million things wrong with her life at that moment she's just too strong to admit į†̥̥

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

You're the reason why she wakes up every morning, does her hair, wears make up, and looks nice just for you. You just never notice it.

"True love is not without pain, like that of thorns in your side. Yet love is like the rose in full bloom, beautiful and full of life."

When you ask a girl who she likes and she says "nobody" 1% are telling the truth, 5% are lying and for the other 94% that "nobody" is you.

Everybody wants to take responsibility when you win, but when you fail, all these fingers are pointing.

BEST †☺ KNOW ABOUT HUMAN NATURE.

The best things in life are the people you love, the places you’ve seen, and the memories you’ve made along the way.

Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy writing your love story.

Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to someone better.

Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.

Surround yourself with people who have a positive attitude.

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it.

Guys arε like a bluetooth. If you are next to him, they stays connected. If you go away, they finds new devices.

"Love is like the wind.. You can't see it, but you can feel it."

Learn to appreciate yourself and those around you, appreciation comes back to you.

Stop being defined by what others think of you.

There's no greater feeling than when the person you love tells you he/she loves you.

I don't want a perfect relationship. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me.

Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it.

Life is like Twitter, you just have to TWEET what you feel, RETWEET the good memories, DELETE the drama and FOLLOW your dreams.

We may not be close anymore, but remember, if you ever need someone, I will always be there for you.

A lot of success depends on how well you can handle pressure.

S I N G L E doesn't always mean available & ENGAGED doesn't always mean in love.

When you meet someone special, you'll know. Your heart will beat more rapidly and you'll smile for no reason

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, because every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why its called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall. You just fall.

Your life is a book, don't jump to the end to see if it's worth it. Just enjoy life and fill make those pages with beautiful memories.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LIFE....

Don't waste your time loving someone who isn't willing to love you back.

Sometimes, you just have to wonder how many times someone you care about has to hurt you. Before you finally don't care.

Just when you think you can't live without someone, please remember life went on way before them and it will go on long after.

Id like to let u know I'm having a nice vocal, missing you much and never too far away..

it's better having physical pain, than emotional one

Sometimes, I love you, and sometimes, I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by where I don't miss you.

Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!

With God in your life, there is always a reason to smile, always a reason to be happy, and always a reason to love.

I look at you, you look at me and all the world melts away. I know this feeling, it's meant to be, and I am here to stay.

Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock and vice versa

Some people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like. Stop it, be yourself!

When it's your parents money, you don't care but when it's your money, you look at the price tag and say " HELLL NOOO"

Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.

God gave me much, so I got to understand that much will be asked of me.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take , but by the moments that take our breath away.

Respect Is Only Shown To Those Whom Respect Themselves!

Distance means nothing, when someone means everything.

Since sex became easy to get, love and loyalty has become even harder to find.

LOVE, RELATIONSHIP, HATRED AND ADVICE.


Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.

When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.

Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things.

Good relationships don't just happen. They take time, patience and two people who truly want to be together.

I'm here for you all the time doesn't mean you can take me for granted.

Never give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, you cannot go wrong.

They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.

Relationships are worth fighting for, but you shouldn't be the ONLY one fighting.

Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!

It’s so easy to say I’m fine without you, but deep inside I’m hurt and I pretend I’m alright, because you’re doing fine without me.

A relationship shouldn’t ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldn’t ruin a relationship either.

You just have to go after what you want, and if it doesn't want you back, then so be it. It doesn't deserve you anyway.

I have fallen in love with you, it's as simple and as complicated as that.

It might hurt to lose people but maybe they just weren't supposed to stay.

When someone loves you, they don’t always have to say it. You can always know it by the way they treat you.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

It's not the break up that truly hurts, it's the heartache you feel every time you hear their name, see, or remember them.

There's no greater feeling than when the person you love tells you he/she loves you.

I don't want a perfect relationship. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me.

Just because we don't talk doesn't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because I know I can't have you.

Sometimes, there is no next time, no second chance, no time out. Sometimes, it is now or never ℓ̊Ϟ love.

Things γφυ need †☺ know ℓ̊Ϟ life

(1) Do what makes you exciting, every instant, take action faithfully. But without expectation. There arε many doors that can achieve your dream.

(2) Nobody can't save you. Only you can save yourself. You can't even change yourself without your intention!

(3) "There is NOTHING that you can not BE, DO or HAVE. You can have everything what you desire."

About Relationship and love

Relationships are life roads, they have bumps to go over and most are two way, there has to be give and take on both sides to make it work.

I love when someone remembers what you told them a long time ago.

I wish memories where like text messages. I could delete the ones I hate and save the ones I love. ♥

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. ♥

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did you wrong.

Apologising doesn't mean you're right or wrong, it just means you value your relationship more than your EGO.

Why is it so easy for someone to say 'I'm happy for you.' When deep down inside, you're dying just to say 'Why can't you be happy with me?'♥

Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing you are, then they're the one who's not good enough for you!

FACT!!!

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.

I never set my hopes too high, because every hello ends with goodbye.

Best Friends are the ones who are there: whenever; wherever; however and most importantly: forever.

Fact γφυ should know about life.....

Life is too short to worry about haters, they don't deserve to be an issue of your life. Think about the people who love and support you. ♥

BITTER TRUTH

In life, you're going to be left out, talked about, lied to, & used. but you have to decide who's worth your tears and who's not.

A must †☺ read Ö°˚˚˚.

I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we don't like and lock the special ones forever.

A PIECE ☺f ADVICE FOR EVERONE.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.

THE FACT

A smile doesn’t prove that the person is happy, a smile might be there just to cover up their real feelings.

WHO IS JESUS?

Mathematically, when one joins one it adds up τ̲̅ȍ one. ¶n Chemistry, He turned water τ̲̅ȍ wine. ¶n Biology, He was born without the normal conception; ¶n Physics, He disapproved ζћξ law oƒ gravity when He ascended ¶nτ̲̅ȍ heaven, in Economics, He disapproved ζћξ law oƒ Diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes & 5 loaves ҉ƒ bread; ¶n Medicine, He cured ζћξ sick and ζћξ blind without Administering a single dose ҉ƒ drugs, ¶n History, He is ζћξ Beginning and ζћξ End; ¶n Government, He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counsellor, Prince of Peace; ¶n Religion, He said no one comes τ̲̅ȍ ζћξ Father except through Him; So, Who is He? He is Jesus! Join me and let's celebrate Him; He is worthy. Tћξ eyes be holding this message shall Ņōť behold evil, ζћξ hand that will send this message to everybody shall Ņōť labour ¶n vain, and the mouth saying Amen τ̲̅ȍ this prayer shall smile forever. Remain ¶n GOD and seek his face always. Amen! ¶n God I've found everything! Tћξ Greatest Man ¶n History.

The Power ☺f Creativity and Innovative.

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognised his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way. "I wrote: 'Today is a beautiful day; but I cannot see it.'"Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign reminded people how fortunate they were to have their sight. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective? Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. It's a beautiful thing to see someone smiling, making it even more beautiful knowing you are the reason for the smile! Faith is not about everything turning out OK, Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out. If you appreciate this message, please share. You may touch someone's heart today and forever. Enjoy this beautiful day with a heart full of gratitude to the Almighty God - who makes all things beautiful at his time...

Villagers ℓ̊Ϟ town....

A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I never see dis kind tin before for my life o."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go bring your mama come."

Little but funny......

A sunday school teacher asked his students to say one thing about JESUS.. Little Johnny said '' He has a red truck but doesn't know how 2 drive'' d teacher surprisingly asked him '' where did u get dis from'' Little Johnny said '' on our way Home last night, a red truck ran into d road and almost Hit us, dad shouted at d driver '' Jesus Christ! U need to learn how to drive''......

A smart layer....
A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's pant in the car. His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming 'honey, what's this?' He calmly replied, "U just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth ten million naira that I'm handling. She quickly went on her knees apologising. Do U call him smart or a good liar?

‎​Β̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ your self.....

E get this particular restaurant wey I dey chop for V.I, e get one white man wey dey always come
chop there too. Any time dis white man chop finish he go
shout "HEY", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin the white man dey
always chop so maybe me self go
shout too. When I reach the restaurant last week friday, I
order wetin the man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken and
red wine, so I chop am, but I no shout, I collect extra plate, but
still I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill. The waiter
tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N45,000 then the
extra plate na another N45,000 so all together na N90,000. na then I com shout the one wey pas the OYINbo OWn Ö°˚˚˚.
heyyyyyyyyy!
heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

A STORY ABOUT SUCCESS

One day a farmer's donkey fell
down into a
well. The animal cried piteously
for
hours as the farmer tried to figure
out what
to do. Finally, he decided the
animal was old,
and the well was dry and needed
to be
covered up anyway it just wasn't
worth it to
retrieve the donkey. He invited all
his
neighbours to come over and help
him. They all
grabbed a shovel and began to
shovel dirt
into the well. At first, the donkey
realised
what was happening and cried
horribly. Then,
to everyone's amazement he
quiet down. A
few shovel loads later, the farmer
finally
looked down the well. He was
astonished at
what he saw. With each shovel of
dirt that hit
his back, the donkey was doing
something
amazing. He would shake it off
and take a
step up.
As the farmer's neighbours
continued to
shovel dirt on top of the animal,
he would
shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the
donkey stepped
up over the edge of the well and
happily
trotted off!
KNOW THIS;
Life is going to shovel dirt on you,
all kinds of
dirt. The trick to getting out of the
well is to
shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our
troubles is a stepping stone. We
can get out of
the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never
giving up! Shake it off and take a
step up.....

Ţђξ STORY OF LOVE...


Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all the others......, including Love.

One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then Riches was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Riches, Can I come with you on your boat? "Riches answered, "I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you. "Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please." I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat. "Next, Love saw Sadness passing by. Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you." Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry, but, I just need to be alone now. "Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out, "Happiness, please take me with you." But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him.

Love began to cry. Then, she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land the elder went on his way. Love realised how much she owed the elder. Love then found Knowledge and asked, "Who was it that helped me?" "It was Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did Time help me when no one else would?", Love asked. Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is. Only Time can tell who YOU truly love and who truly loves γφυ.

TEMPTED WITH MONEY? Read this…

I recently graduated from one of †he prestigious university in Nigeria. All through my university days i had †o pay my way through myself as i have lost both my parents and my rich uncles seems †o be too concern about their families alone. i usually work with one man in his photocopying business and scot with any of my friends that care †o know my welfare for †he day as i have many of them. Going through my project was like going through hell as my supervisor was very strict and disciplined but thank God for †he timely intervention of †he HOD before i was let go.
Upon my graduation, i served with one of †he new generation banks and lucky for me i was retained due †o my sheer dint of hard work and commitment to all †o task given †o me in meeting my targets. Hell was let loose one monday morning when i got †o †he banking hall and sat comfortably on my relaxing chair which i was looking forward †o as. Comfort due †o †he rigours of †he early morning traffic bustle, As i sat i entered my password only †o discovered that was not accepting it, i initially pretend as if †he computer must have made †ђξ error and i tried and tried and tried it again, not until †he fifth time that it dawn on me that †he worse had happened. i have been sacked, i need nobody †o explain †o me as they did †o some set of staffs 3 months ago.
With my head down and fear of what next i packed myself back to my apartment which †he bank gave me, So by extension i have lost †ђξ place too. From †hen i began †o search for jobs but none seems coming, all this while i became more regular in church as i now have ample time, i kept on praying and it was as if God has left me alone. My time †o leave †he apartment came and having Ŋo where †o go i packed into †he church and was sleeping in †he church office. All i lived on were †he goodwill of church members who knew what i was going through.
Then, one broke and disgusting friday afternoon one church member came †o †he church with black nylon and ask of †he pastor i told him †ђξ pastor has left and everybody, †he man was in a hurry and told me that he is travelling †o America by first light †he following morning and he cannot return †he money, he dropped †he money with me and left. Not a single soul was present. i opened †he nylon, Lo and Behold two million naira in 1000 mint notes.
i was dazed, and immediately two thoughts began †o talk †o me, i can take †he money and NOBODY will ever know or take †he money †o †he pastor. i held †he money and cried. i needed †he money at that time coz i was broke, hungry, busted and disgusted. i wept sincerely and called †he pastor and delivered †he money †o him. All he did was thank you that sank my heart †he more as no dime was given †o me. i slept with an empty stomach that night and cried †o God that he should give me my own too. Due †o †he kind of person i am i quickly let that over me, †he following morning i woke up i thank God and went about my daily business.
Three months later †o my surprise one certain lady who happens †o be from a billionaire family approached me and told me that †he lord has confirmed me for her i quickly rebuked her as am yet †o see any sign let alone confirmation, i prayed about it and †he lord confirmed her †o me too. Not only that, i was called †o head a church in one of †he capital city in †ђξ south east and there i was given an end of discussion honda car and 13 plots of land †o build anything i want †o build on it and what i get today is more than 2 million in a month.

Each time i remember this tears roll down my cheek and thought of what might have happened if i had taken that 2 million. i would have been circulating around that 2 million and it would have been my limit. Then it dawn on me that i was taken through all †he Hardship for a reason