WHO IS JESUS?
Mathematically, when one joins one it adds up τ̲̅ȍ one. ¶n Chemistry, He turned water τ̲̅ȍ wine. ¶n Biology, He was born without the normal conception; ¶n Physics, He disapproved ζћξ law oƒ gravity when He ascended ¶nτ̲̅ȍ heaven, in Economics, He disapproved ζћξ law oƒ Diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes & 5 loaves ҉ƒ bread; ¶n Medicine, He cured ζћξ sick and ζћξ blind without Administering a single dose ҉ƒ drugs, ¶n History, He is ζћξ Beginning and ζћξ End; ¶n Government, He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counsellor, Prince of Peace; ¶n Religion, He said no one comes τ̲̅ȍ ζћξ Father except through Him; So, Who is He? He is Jesus! Join me and let's celebrate Him; He is worthy. Tћξ eyes be holding this message shall Ņōť behold evil, ζћξ hand that will send this message to everybody shall Ņōť labour ¶n vain, and the mouth saying Amen τ̲̅ȍ this prayer shall smile forever. Remain ¶n GOD and seek his face always. Amen! ¶n God I've found everything! Tћξ Greatest Man ¶n History.
Sunday, 26 February 2012
Friday, 24 February 2012
The Power ☺f Creativity and Innovative.
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognised his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way. "I wrote: 'Today is a beautiful day; but I cannot see it.'"Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign reminded people how fortunate they were to have their sight. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective? Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. It's a beautiful thing to see someone smiling, making it even more beautiful knowing you are the reason for the smile! Faith is not about everything turning out OK, Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out. If you appreciate this message, please share. You may touch someone's heart today and forever. Enjoy this beautiful day with a heart full of gratitude to the Almighty God - who makes all things beautiful at his time...
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognised his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?" The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way. "I wrote: 'Today is a beautiful day; but I cannot see it.'"Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign reminded people how fortunate they were to have their sight. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective? Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. It's a beautiful thing to see someone smiling, making it even more beautiful knowing you are the reason for the smile! Faith is not about everything turning out OK, Faith is about being OK no matter how things turn out. If you appreciate this message, please share. You may touch someone's heart today and forever. Enjoy this beautiful day with a heart full of gratitude to the Almighty God - who makes all things beautiful at his time...
Villagers ℓ̊Ϟ town....
A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I never see dis kind tin before for my life o."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go bring your mama come."
A man from the village and his boy were visiting a mall in Lagos for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "Papa wetin be dis?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "My pikin I never see dis kind tin before for my life o."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go bring your mama come."
Thursday, 9 February 2012
Little but funny......
A sunday school teacher asked his students to say one thing about JESUS.. Little Johnny said '' He has a red truck but doesn't know how 2 drive'' d teacher surprisingly asked him '' where did u get dis from'' Little Johnny said '' on our way Home last night, a red truck ran into d road and almost Hit us, dad shouted at d driver '' Jesus Christ! U need to learn how to drive''......
A sunday school teacher asked his students to say one thing about JESUS.. Little Johnny said '' He has a red truck but doesn't know how 2 drive'' d teacher surprisingly asked him '' where did u get dis from'' Little Johnny said '' on our way Home last night, a red truck ran into d road and almost Hit us, dad shouted at d driver '' Jesus Christ! U need to learn how to drive''......
A smart layer....
A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's pant in the car. His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming 'honey, what's this?' He calmly replied, "U just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth ten million naira that I'm handling. She quickly went on her knees apologising. Do U call him smart or a good liar?
A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's pant in the car. His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming 'honey, what's this?' He calmly replied, "U just destroyed the evidence of the rape case worth ten million naira that I'm handling. She quickly went on her knees apologising. Do U call him smart or a good liar?
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
Β̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ your self.....
E get this particular restaurant wey I dey chop for V.I, e get one white man wey dey always come
chop there too. Any time dis white man chop finish he go
shout "HEY", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin the white man dey
always chop so maybe me self go
shout too. When I reach the restaurant last week friday, I
order wetin the man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken and
red wine, so I chop am, but I no shout, I collect extra plate, but
still I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill. The waiter
tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N45,000 then the
extra plate na another N45,000 so all together na N90,000. na then I com shout the one wey pas the OYINbo OWn Ö°˚˚˚.
heyyyyyyyyy!
heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
E get this particular restaurant wey I dey chop for V.I, e get one white man wey dey always come
chop there too. Any time dis white man chop finish he go
shout "HEY", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin the white man dey
always chop so maybe me self go
shout too. When I reach the restaurant last week friday, I
order wetin the man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken and
red wine, so I chop am, but I no shout, I collect extra plate, but
still I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill. The waiter
tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N45,000 then the
extra plate na another N45,000 so all together na N90,000. na then I com shout the one wey pas the OYINbo OWn Ö°˚˚˚.
heyyyyyyyyy!
heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
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