WHO IS TRUE OWNER OF MAN?.......

Pls who is the true owner of a MAN, the mother or the wife? Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year!!!" Daughter-in-law: "Mama, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realise that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking it." Mother-in-law: "he passed through my 'kini'" Daughter-in-law: "that was just once,he eats and will still continue to eat my 'kini' for years to come" Mother-in-Law: "I carried him for 9 months." Daughter-In-Law: "He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 90KG NOW." Lol Wahala wa oooh!!! Men are in dilemma... Who is the true owner??? Men remain babies for life.