Women and Money!!!

A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his girlfriend. Guy: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you. Girl: What is it my love?. Guy: I'm Hiv positive and an SS(Sickler). Girl: (Hits the guy on his lap) you scared me, I thought you wanted to say that this big car is not yours. Let's go joor, ordinary SS and Hiv?. Dat one no fit stop my love for you o!