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Can Ladies be ever Satisfied...............Enjoy it.......

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Britain , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Confusion!!!!!! hahahah

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man , and tells the driver. Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?. The driver excitedly says what do I have to do? Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her. After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi. and the husband says to him, " This is not my wife" the driver replied " Nooooo, this is mine, hold her for me. I'm going for yours"

Two mad men planing to escape out.......

Two mad men organised to run away from the Hospital, they started planing and agreed that they will go 2 d gate, beat up the watchman then open the gate n run away.... When they reached the Gate, the watchman wasn't there and the gate was wide open...they said ''SHIT our plan has failed lets go back we'll try again tomorrow''

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN HAPPY AND LOVED.

It is important to keep a guys interest during a relationship. Some of what makes people happy in general,can be applied to guys. Guys and girls are still different and have different wants and needs. Keeping a guy happy can take work. Some guys have short attention spans and expect a lot. Any relationship should be about giving ad receiving though. 1.Be supportive of him. Nothing better than a girl who is always in a man's corner. Guys aren't as tough as they appear on the inside. They have fragile ego's as well,and need support. They want their woman to stand by them,and be helpful. 2.Avoid drama. some drama can't always be helped. It's ok to talk to your guy over problems that happen. When i mean avoid drama,don't flip out on him all the time. do not make him feel drained out constantly. 3.Give him trust.(I don't mean trust condom ok,lol).Trust is the key in any relationship. If you're not giving a guy,or any person trust,you are pushing their trust in you away. Don't always question his motives and assume the worse. That hurts a persons self esteem and makes them feel bad. which in return makes it difficult to keep him. 4.Don't be so needy. Don't always focus on your needs,and what the guy needs to do for you. It's a pretty big turnoff and grows old on a man. If you don't feel he's giving enough,then that's a decision or topic you are allowed to talk about with him. Relationship is a 50/50 partnership,you cant demand so much out of your partner،where you've become unreasonable. 5.Don't control your guy. Anytime I'm out somewhere,I see someone's wife or even girlfriend talking down to her guy. Ordering him around and basically showing she's the dominant person in the relationship. I think to myself. He's got to be the most unlucky guy on the planet. lolz I'm not saying guys should treat girls that way too,Fcors its bad on both sides. Even if the guy is putting up with it,but trust me,he's not happy. Don't treat your man like he's 5 years old in public,or overall. You'll chase him away and eventually he'll have enough of it and move on. 6.Do things that interest him. Don't always do what you like. do what he likes. If he like sports,even lets say na boring football thing go to ball game with him. lmaoo You don't have to do what he like 24/7,but i think it's fair to at least try and do things that he enjoys. That's a better way to bond more and become even closer to your guy. Note::What follows does not apply to all women all the time,but in majority situations it could be very useful and right on the mark.

so torching........

This is a story about a man named Rashed. He tells his story as follows… I was not more than thirty years old when my wife gave birth to my first child. I still remember that night. I had stayed out all night long with my friends, as was my habit. It was a night filled with useless talk, and worse, with back biting, gossiping, and making fun of people. I was mostly the one who made people laugh; I would mock others and my friends would laugh and laugh. I remember on that night that I’d made them laugh a lot. I had an amazing ability to imitate others – I could change the sound of my voice until I sounded exactly like the person I was mocking. No one was safe from my biting mockery, even my friends; some people started avoiding me just to be safe from my tongue. I remember on that night, I had made fun of a blind man who I’d seen begging in the market. What was worse, I had put my foot out in front him – he tripped and fell, and started turning his head around, not knowing what to say. I went back to my house, late as usual, and I found my wife waiting for me. She was in a terrible state, and said in a quivering voice, “Rashed… where were you?” “Where would I be, on Mars?” I said sarcastically, “With my friends of course.” She was visibly exhausted, and holding back tears, she said, “Rashed, I’m so tired. It seems the baby is going to come soon.” A silent tear fell on her cheek. I felt that I had neglected my wife. I should have taken care of her and not stayed out so much all those nights… especially since she was in her ninth month. I quickly took her to the hospital; she went into the delivery room, and suffered through long hours of pain. I waited patiently for her to give birth… but her delivery was difficult, and I waited a long time until I got tired. So I went home and left my phone number with the hospital so they could call with the good news. An hour later, they called me to congratulate me on the birth of Salem. I went to the hospital immediately. As soon as they saw me, they asked me to go see the doctor who had overlooked my wife’s delivery. “What doctor?” I cried out, “I just want to see my son Salem!” “First go see the doctor,” they said. I went to the doctor, and she started talking to me about trials, and about being satisfied with Allah’s decree. Then she said, “Your son has a serious deformity in his eyes, and it seems that he has no vision.” I lowered my head while I fought back tears… I remembered that blind man begging in the market who I’d tripped and made others laugh at. Subhan Allah, you get what you give! I stayed brooding quietly for a while… I didn’t know what to say. Then I remembered by wife and son. I thanked the doctor for her kindness, and went to go see my wife. My wife wasn’t sad. She believed in the decree of Allah… she was content… How often had she advised me to stop mocking people! “Don’t back bite people,” she always used to repeat… We left the hospital, and Salem came with us. In reality, I didn’t pay much attention to him. I pretended that he wasn’t in the house with us. When he started crying loudly, I’d escape to the living room to sleep there. My wife took good care of him, and loved him a lot. As for myself, I didn’t hate him, but I couldn’t love him either. Salem grew. He started to crawl, and had a strange way of crawling. When he was almost one year old, he started trying to walk, and we discovered that he was crippled. I felt like he was an even greater burden on me. After him, my wife gave birth to Umar and Khaled. The years passed, and Salem grew, and his brothers grew. I never liked to sit at home, I was always out with my friends… in reality, I was like a plaything at their disposal [entertaining them whenever they wanted]. My wife never gave up on my reform. She always made du’aa for my guidance. She never got angry with my reckless behaviour, but she would get really sad if she saw me neglecting Salem and paying attention to the rest of his brothers. Salem grew, and my worries grew with him. I didn’t mind when my wife asked to enrol him in a special school for the handicapped. I didn’t really feel the passing of the years. My days were all the same. Work and sleep and food and staying out with friends. One Friday, I woke up at 11 am. This was early for me. I was invited to a gathering, so I got dressed and perfumed, and was about to go out. I passed by our living room, and was startled by the sight of Salem – he was sobbing! This was touching and his father stopped and started crying unending and bitter one.......... Moral lesson: never muck disable, helpless ones b'cos they are nt also happy with der condition!!!

torching

This is a story about a man named Rashed. He tells his story as follows… I was not more than thirty years old when my wife gave birth to my first child. I still remember that night. I had stayed out all night long with my friends, as was my habit. It was a night filled with useless talk, and worse, with back biting, gossiping, and making fun of people. I was mostly the one who made people laugh; I would mock others and my friends would laugh and laugh. I remember on that night that I’d made them laugh a lot. I had an amazing ability to imitate others – I could change the sound of my voice until I sounded exactly like the person I was mocking. No one was safe from my biting mockery, even my friends; some people started avoiding me just to be safe from my tongue. I remember on that night, I had made fun of a blind man who I’d seen begging in the market. What was worse, I had put my foot out in front him – he tripped and fell, and started turning his head around, not knowing what to say. I went back to my house, late as usual, and I found my wife waiting for me. She was in a terrible state, and said in a quivering voice, “Rashed… where were you?” “Where would I be, on Mars?” I said sarcastically, “With my friends of course.” She was visibly exhausted, and holding back tears, she said, “Rashed, I’m so tired. It seems the baby is going to come soon.” A silent tear fell on her cheek. I felt that I had neglected my wife. I should have taken care of her and not stayed out so much all those nights… especially since she was in her ninth month. I quickly took her to the hospital; she went into the delivery room, and suffered through long hours of pain. I waited patiently for her to give birth… but her delivery was difficult, and I waited a long time until I got tired. So I went home and left my phone number with the hospital so they could call with the good news. An hour later, they called me to congratulate me on the birth of Salem. I went to the hospital immediately. As soon as they saw me, they asked me to go see the doctor who had overlooked my wife’s delivery. “What doctor?” I cried out, “I just want to see my son Salem!” “First go see the doctor,” they said. I went to the doctor, and she started talking to me about trials, and about being satisfied with Allah’s decree. Then she said, “Your son has a serious deformity in his eyes, and it seems that he has no vision.” I lowered my head while I fought back tears… I remembered that blind man begging in the market who I’d tripped and made others laugh at. Subhan Allah, you get what you give! I stayed brooding quietly for a while… I didn’t know what to say. Then I remembered by wife and son. I thanked the doctor for her kindness, and went to go see my wife. My wife wasn’t sad. She believed in the decree of Allah… she was content… How often had she advised me to stop mocking people! “Don’t back bite people,” she always used to repeat… We left the hospital, and Salem came with us. In reality, I didn’t pay much attention to him. I pretended that he wasn’t in the house with us. When he started crying loudly, I’d escape to the living room to sleep there. My wife took good care of him, and loved him a lot. As for myself, I didn’t hate him, but I couldn’t love him either. Salem grew. He started to crawl, and had a strange way of crawling. When he was almost one year old, he started trying to walk, and we discovered that he was crippled. I felt like he was an even greater burden on me. After him, my wife gave birth to Umar and Khaled. The years passed, and Salem grew, and his brothers grew. I never liked to sit at home, I was always out with my friends… in reality, I was like a plaything at their disposal [entertaining them whenever they wanted]. My wife never gave up on my reform. She always made du’aa for my guidance. She never got angry with my reckless behaviour, but she would get really sad if she saw me neglecting Salem and paying attention to the rest of his brothers. Salem grew, and my worries grew with him. I didn’t mind when my wife asked to enrol him in a special school for the handicapped. I didn’t really feel the passing of the years. My days were all the same. Work and sleep and food and staying out with friends. One Friday, I woke up at 11 am. This was early for me. I was invited to a gathering, so I got dressed and perfumed, and was about to go out. I passed by our living room, and was startled by the sight of Salem – he was sobbing! This was touching

A wonderful thanks given from groom......

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.

Who really owns a man,His mother or wife?

ARGUMENT:- Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1yr, wife:- he sucks mine now & sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's †ђξ big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- he passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed that once, he stays in- between my legs like everyday. Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell us Now!!!.......

REAL TOUCHING STORY: (take your time to read this, its very important)

My dad was a rich man as many of you can't imagine. He was not staying with my mother as a little girl the reason I never knew why. I loved my dad to much because whenever he visited me, he came with some gifts and gave me money. Though my mom discouraged saying that My dad should not be trusted that far, I never listened. She told me that my dad even doesn't love me because if he did,he would have taken me to a good school as his other children. But I remained loving my dad. Now my life change began when my Mum died. I was 12 yrs old, still in my primary. Before she died, she told me "my daughter i'm going but know that your trouble has began. I was the only pillar to you on earth now the only one remaining is God. Be firm he will help you" I cried and cried as I saw my only love mum was gone. But I had hope in my dad who seemed caring. After the burial I was taken to my dad's home. Its from there that I faced the most suffering. Mistreatment I could do everything alone or with the maid. After my primary, my dad said he had no money to let me continue. That's when I understood that my dad didn't love me. I cried for missing education but always prayed to God as my mum told me. After 5 years at home, I decided to get married. I was 17 and I got the boyfriend whom I loved most. He was 22 years guy, handsome though not rich but i believed that we can make it together. But as soon as my dad discovered about our relationship he threatened the boy and the poor boy gave up. I hated my dad more but i later realised that everything was planned by my step mom whom people believed she be witched my dad although i never believed in witchcraft. Two years later, i escaped and went looking for my boyfriend. He was happy to see me and as soon as he took me home and promised to be with me forever. My dad looked for me but failed to trace me until when i was pregnant that he met me. After 5 yrs i was told that my dad was seriously sick. And he sent for me. He asked me to forgive him and said that it was not him but the work of satan. He gave me part of his land and some cash. I forgave him and realised that true he could have been bewitched. 3 days later i heard that my dad is gone. I cried bitterly over my dad. But all to say was good bye dad. I continued to live with my husband, we soon grew rich and it was my surprise when i saw my step mom coming to visit me asking for forgiveness saying that blame everything to me. I forgave her and i now live happily with my husband and two sons. But before all i always remember my God. MORAL LESSON. Though we live in lives full of troubles and dangers caused to your by others, the Lord is always there for us. And he will make us succeed. If you believe that you will always succeed with God, why can't you LIKE this status and Proudly write,"AMEN

A MUST READ:......

While I was in a Restaurant, suddenly a cockroach flew from somewhere and sat on a lady standing a little away from me. She started screaming out of fear. With panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group got cranky to what was happening. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach to another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behaviour of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed and threw it out with his fingers. Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering: - Was the cockroach responsible for the ladies' histrionic behaviour? - If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection - without any chaos or drama. - So, it was not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed them. I also realised even in my case then, it is not the shouting of my father or scolding of my boss that disturbs me, but it's my own inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturb me. Similarly, it's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused in my mind by the traffic jam that disturbs me. More than the problem, it's my own reaction to the problem that hurts me! The Take-Away: - The women reacted but the waiter responded. - We must not react in life; we should always respond. - Reactions are instinctive; responses are intellectual..!! :)

The 8 facts that you can not deny in Life.

1. Your eyes are the only part that you can't wash with soap. 2. You can't count all your hair. 3. Your tongue can't touch all your teeth. 4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body. 5. The fools have tried number 3. 6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth. 8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being. 9. You are now happy because you didn't realise there was no number 7 10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7. 11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and Comment,"TRUE". Your friends will rush to read this and they will fall in the same trap.

Life could be so pleasant if these 20 advices were followed:..

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry ,' look the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say 'God bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson . SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

IN THE SUNDAY SCHOOL......

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,"Tell me,April,who created the universe?" When April didn't stir,little Johnny,a boy seated in the chair behind her,took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" shouted April and the teacher said,'Very good!"And april fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April,"Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said,"Very good!" And April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April the third question,"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT F....ING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP IN YOUR ARSE!" The teacher fainted...

The power of wisdom by a prisoner IGBO boy......

An old IGBO farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. Emeka "This year I won't be able to plant Yam and cassava because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would help me." Emeka wrote back, Dad, don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole" The Nigerian police, on reading the letter, the very next day the whole field was dug by police looking for the money but nothing was found. The following day the son wrote back, dad“Now you can plant your Yam and cassava. Dad, this is the best I can do from here... "Dad, replied: “wow! Emekus my Son, you are a powerful man indeed even in prison, because I was surprised to see all policemen with Hoes Ãήϑ shovel digging .ℓ̊ will write u back when ℓ̊ want to harvest

HAVE I LOST MY WIFE TO ANOTHER MAN? touching Story*******

Dave and Clara have been married 4 over nine yrs without children. They stayed with each other and hoped that they will have a child before their 10th year of marriage because they were being persuaded by family and some friends to get a divorce but they couldn’t let go because of the love between them. Months passed...by and while Dave was returning from work one day, he saw his wife walking down the road with a man and they looked happy. Another evening, while Dave was coming back from work, he saw the same man drop her off at the house. Dave became angry and sad. Two days later, after a hectic day at work, Dave was taking water with a glass jug when the phone rang. He picked it up and the person said ‘hello dear, I’ll be coming to your house this evening to see you as promised. I hope .....’’ and the Dave hung up the phone. It was a male voice. He was sure the person was the man he had seen with his wife. He suddenly became shaky with this thought, ‘’have i lost my wife to another man?’’ At that point, the glass jug fell from his hand and shattered into pieces. Then Clara came running into the room asking, ‘’Is everything okay?’’ In anger he gave his wife a push and she fell. She wasn’t moving or getting up. Dave then realised that she fell where he broke the glass jug and a large piece of glass has pierced her. He felt her breath, pulse and heartbeat but there she lay lifeless. His wife was dead. In total confusion, he saw an envelope in her hand. He took it, opened it and was shocked by its content. It was a letter and it reads: ‘’ My loving husband, words cannot express how I feel, so i had to write it down. I have been going to see a doctor for over a week and wanted to be sure before I give you the news. The doctor confirmed it that I am pregnant with a twin and our babies are due in 7 months from now. The doctor also happen to be my long last brother whom I lost contact with after our marriage. He has promised to take care of me and our babies and give us the best without collecting a dime. He also promised to have dinner with us today. Thanks to you for standing by me...... your loving wife. As the letter fell from Dave’s hand, there was a knock at the door and it was the same man he had seen with his wife... and he said ......’’ hello Dave, I suppose am right, am Max, your wife’s brother.....’’And suddenly he noticed his sister in the pool of her blood .... he rushed her to his hospital but it was too late, his sister, Dave’s wife was gone and so were the twins.. LESSON: In our relationships, which include our marriage, we should not be too quick in reacting when we haven’t questioned our partner or spouse on what we saw or heard about them. Communication, Trust and Patience are rare gifts we can bring to our relationship. Not everything we see or hear or believe is right about them. And to every man or woman, i pray that patience will have her perfect stay in you that you may be perfect and wanting nothing (James 1:4), because patience is that great virtue you need to keep your relationship.

WAEC examination, Aka was asked to complete the following:..

1) He who fights n run away? Aka: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.� 2) A rolling stone? Aka: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.� 3) He who lives in a glass house? Aka: Na rich politician e go be.� 4) A stitch in time? Aka: dey prevent further tear tear.� 5) Birds of d same feather? Aka: Na d same mama born them.� 6) One good turn? Aka: Na correct power steering fit do am.� 7) A bird in hand? Aka: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.� 8) Half bread is better than? Aka: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.� 9) A journey of a thousand miles? Aka: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?� 10) He who laughs last? Aka: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na beginning of madness be dat.� 11) A patient dog? Aka: Na hunger go kill am.� 12) All work and no play? Aka: Na bank job be dat bros.� 13) Once beaten? Aka: Naa revenge go follow b dat.� 14) A fool at forty? Aka: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.� 15) A friend in need? Aka: Na parasite b dat. (16) Slow and steady... Aka: walahi na last u go carry. Abeg, guess wetin dem give Akin dat year....

What is it with Ladies and Prince Charming???

In the 80s our mothers were married off to our fathers without them knowing or seeing each other at first; still at that, such marriages last longer. There was hardly a case of divorce then. Wot our mothers looks out for then is the abilities of their would be husband, is he a good farmer? wrestler? etc. Coming down to the 21st century it's an entirely different ball game all together; once the guy has all the money to spend and he is PRINCE CHARMING then he is game for the ladies. This is one of the major factor while marriages and relationship of nowadays don't last. Instead of the ladies to study and know the abilities of their fiancé, they are wadling around town with him singing it to who cares to listen that my guy is cute, he is caring, he spends extravagantly on me, he takes me clubbing and shopping, we do go to the movies together; To me that's madness and for all i care a deadly monster can be behind that prince charming and his money. to make matters worst most ladies don't know what their husband or fiance does for a living, wot's on their lips is this ' who cares about what he does for a living; so far the money keeps flowing in am game for him. Every Dick and Harry knows that divorce is a song we all know how to sing. Most high society and celebrity marriages are contracted, once the contract has been executed, divorce pop in it's head. Nearly 10% of our high society weeding lives up to ten years why becos you are rich, am rich who will bow to the other? Some guys are now dancing to the tune of the ladies, they prefer wearing the latest designer just to attract the ladies; if you approach such guys for a penny, wot you will hear is 'guy i no get shingbai' is that not stupidity of the highest order? Wot is the essence of me dressing glamorous when my pocket is as dry as a desert? A worthy guy is hard working, smart, clean, observant, respect his woman and always dress simple. All the Blings, Efizy and Paparazzi are mere attractions, if u fall for him because of his money, then prepare your pussy to pay the price, because hardly will u see a guy that is spending on a lady and won't demand sex. If a guy is spending on you and he is not demanding sex from you then he is obviously screwing someone else because Body no be firewood. so ladies take note

WHO SMART PASS?

A man was travelling in his private car along the Lagos-Ore express road, when he sited a huge bush meat hanging on a stick from afar & decided 2 buy. He stopped & priced.....Madam, how much is your bush meat???.... Oga na 7000naira...... ...Haba Madam,e too cost na, how much you go sell am last??? ....Oga bring 6500........ Ok go put am for inside boot. The woman went behind the car saying in her mind dat.......if this man open him boot, i go drop the bush meat for ground go collect my money. Immediately the woman shut the boot without putting the bush meat, the man zoomed off without paying d woman. NAa who Smart Pass?