Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Aka went for an interview.......Enjoy

Aka and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria???..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated???.
Johnny: 1914..
Manager: Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/
aids is discovered???..
Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later... (when johnny went
outside aka asked him)..
Aka: johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??.. (as johnny was about to tell aka the questions and
answer, the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Aka then said to Johnny)..
Aka: Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven
(mumu Aka got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to
sit down)
manager: Please sir, What is ur name?
Aka : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager: Please what year where you born?
Aka: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Aka)!! are u mad?!!!
Aka: Yes, but not scientifically proven.

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